Monday, 30 January 2012

Tharke.......... Load-Shedding

♥ Tharke & Load-Shedding ♥


$hoAib_gAng$ter: hi
JaMeela_sWeeTy: do i knoe u?
$hoAib_gAng$ter: mayb…….thnk
JaMeela_sWeeTy: jus shutup! I dunno u
$hoAib_gAng$ter: k baby y r u getting angry huh???
JaMeela_sWeeTy: bcoz i dunno u n still u’re toking wid me!!!!
$hoAib_gAng$ter: but y cant we strangers be frnds? from now frnds hm?
JaMeela_sWeeTy: wat is dis frndship?? I dun tok wid strangers and frndship 2 dem.
$hoAib_gAng$ter: frndship I lyk ur smile gurl. peaseful n beautifull. cn i ur num to msg?
JaMeela_sWeeTy: watttt!!! ok thnks 4 caling me beatifull……ok take ma num n send msg 034-


When BOOM - WAPDA/KESC decided to play villain. He never called… because poor Jameela’s message could not be transmitted to someone who could have very well been her future husband, her Shehzada Saleem  (because obviously Prince Charming knows his “spells”)…

The pure chemistry between Jameela and Shoaib clearly displays the potential of them being carved within the layers of history as two lovers of a profound love story if only the bijlee authorities performed their roles with positiveness.

Their names would have been taken with the same respect and awe that surrounds Romeo and Juliet, Laila and Majnoo, Blair and Chuck ... or even Ashar and Khirad

Alas! The authorities seem to contain impassively unsentimental workers for never in the history of this country  full of lovers, have they ever made adequate efforts to improve electricity conditions.  As potent as this feeling is, the sad reality remains that electricity-cuts have always “over-shadowed” love…

This guy was totally leading her on and she could have totally melted into his arms if it wasn't for WAPDA

Thursday, 12 January 2012

tharke420 ByTharki Family




~~~THARKi FAMiLY~~~
Iss tharki family mein 1 baap aur uski 2 daughter hai...Tharki story starts...
Dad to elder sister: Beti,ab tum badi ho gayi ho...Ab tumhari shaadi kar deni chahiye..
Daughter: No dad...i love someone else..
Dad: Kaun hai woh ladka,kya karta hai..?Uska character kaisa hai..?Mujhe uska test lena hai..
Daughter: Aur agar woh test mein paas ho gaya toh..?                                          
Dad: Toh main khushi-khushi tumhari shaadi usse karva dunga...
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As per the deal...Girl calls the boy at her home for a test by her dad..
Dad decided to test the Dignity of the boy..He asked her younger daughter(she is very sexy) to seduce her Jija(that boy) for sex...  Tharke420
That boy and sexy younger daughter were alone at home...Now as per plan girl started seducing the boy..Boy didnt knew about the test..
.Girl started striptease and the boy was totally excited...
Girl: Chalo na jiju...Thodi masti karte hai..
After hearing this the boy was stunned..!!
Girl went inside the bedroom...Boy stood up and after thinking something he went out of the house and started walking towards his car...
Watching dis...Dad who was standing near the boy's car shouted with Joy...."Beta Humne Tumhara Character Test Liya tha....Jisme tum Pass Ho Gaye Ho...Meri chhoti beti ke baaton mein na aate hue tum ghar se bahar aa gaye...Shabash Beta..!! Ab Main Apni badi Beti Ki Shaadi Tumse Khushi Khushi Kar Dunga.."
Now The Boy Feeling Very Lucky...!! THE END...
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MORAL OF THE STORY iS...
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"ALWAYS KEEP CONDOM iN YOUR CAR..."


Agar story ka moral tumhare liye usefull hai toh thanx hit kar dena..


Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Where do these words originate from or how are they coined tharke ?

I am sensitive to the earth, and the figures are still looking for these earthquakes have written all those people hopeSo the other day, I get a lot of readers so that you can think what to write on my blog Sat ones I most want to see in India, the search for a list of the top, because I did was with Katrina Kaif!Well, Katrina Kaif, so decided to write about. Katrina then I kept thinking what to write about me. Migration in the minds of many Indian foreign girl? I posted to GoogleKatrina Kaif Katrina Kaif general suggestions, and the wall and waited wiki works. Then they can boom starts absurd as Katrina Kaif! Hot photos! In a bikini! Skirt! Hot wallpapers!So I start from A ~ Z form decided to try all the possibilities to find So here goes -Mumbai's age, address, and all the sisters sexy pictures (self, these tharki D * CKS like that it is not enough to pull.
Tharke420



B - boom deleted scene! Blue film (heck, they optimistic about how to pursue it)! Boom in a bikiniC - photos good (deoboda), phone number, please contact us! (Ha-ha-working Eve)D - diet plans, sense of style to finish (this is not a child be seen as good people search) dress upE - mail ID! ID e-mail Facebook (what's this?) Eye Makeup (funny)F - Facebook profile pictures (to do with it?) (I am considering the possibility, a search on here safely thank God.)G - Gail delay Katrina Kaif JA! (This was actually a limit), Gulshan Grover, all the rest of the searchs video bumdoeeotseupnidaH - all search queries here to say, the less hot startI - skirts, bikinis, and boom
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J - Katrina Kaif Jawani (I hope not worry Sheela KI Jawani)
K - rhitik a kiss ranbeer, Gulshan Grover's kiss kiss! (Please stop him) Kundl a (I do not want to marry her.)

Skipping holesS - is when it started feeling really ashamed! Shame on all of these efforts, people! MMS sister sister blue film. Sister Bella MMS
So what is the point of providing allOption A - This is called just for fun
                
B - When looking for the key words people come to my blog because it said to open
                
I am sensitive to the earth, and I hope to do this to help those who seek to shake the stigma is still bitter ... I wish everyone A and B have the option to add a eventhe fairly accurate : D D